Tuesday: Winter Storm Edition

After a ridiculously mild December and January, February has hit us full force. We have a bunch of snow, and more coming. Unlike some people, we have not decreed that everything close down for days on end, which I’m more than a little bit bitter about. I would like some snow days, too, please. Since [...]

Disaster!

I had, for the most part, a shockingly productive weekend. Unlike the way things usually go, I actually finished everything that I intended to finish this weekend. I put up about ten half-pints of peach-poblano jam, two half-pints of marinated mushrooms, four quarts of dill pickles, and six half-pints of pickled purple cauliflower and onions. [...]

Pretty Piggies

Internet. People. Friends. I have a problem. You guys have to help me. It’s–it’s my feet. Okay? I said it. It’s my feet. My feet are fucking disgusting. I swear less on the internet than I do in real life, so let me say that again, just for emphasis: my feet are fucking disgusting. It’s [...]

Floppy

It’s Sunday night–have pictures of cats! I’m told that the internet loves cats. This works out well, since obviously I love cats, too. I was just telling Nick that it’s fortunate he’s a cat person, since I don’t think that I could’ve married a dog person. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t dislike dogs, it’s [...]

Weekend

Sleepy Louise kitty. I have to admit that I’m sympathetic to Louise’s very, very lazy approach to life. I feel like this week has gone on forever, and I’m hoping that on Saturday we’re able to just hole up and not do things. I suspect, of course, that this will not be quite how it [...]

Bribes

I’ve been so busy writing posts lately that I failed to post. Great job, self. That’s actually true, though–it’s not that I’ve got nothing to say, but rather that I’m in the middle of writing a bunch of ridiculously lengthy and involved posts about things like universal health care (for it), book piracy (for it, [...]

Shopping for frustration

Today on my lunch break, I went to the mall. This is not a journey that I undertake lightly. I hate malls. I hate how they smell, and I hate how they’re full of people, I hate how the lights are ugly and too bright, and the salesclerks are either invisible or breathing down your [...]

Vacuum

About two weeks ago, our vacuum broke. For most people, this is probably not all that big of a deal, but here’s the thing: we have seven cats. So I figured that I’d do what I do for most appliances and buy a new one on Craigslist, but after half a dozen failed attempts, it [...]

One of those weeks

So far, the plant mortality rate around here is zero, which is pretty damn impressive. Our yard is also covered with the flowers you see in the picture above. I think that they’re forget-me-nots, though I’d always thought that forget-me-nots were blue. There are definitely blue flowers here, but some of them are purple, and [...]